Rain Over Cancun

Shot this with my Canon 5D body, focal length 16mm.

Bizarre Headlines

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This page is a clearly a miserable attempt at satire, there is not one grain of truth to any of this nonsense.

Boats at Isla Mujeres

A few dive boats in the turquoise waters of the Caribbean. Canon 5D digital body, 16-35mm lens. Photo © Copyright 2008, Timothy Hughes. All rights reserved.

Mandie

Here's a product shoot Mandie and I worked on back in 2005. Basically, my assignment was to photograph the entire collection of merchandise The Onion had at the time. It was a challenge, but the ad campaign turned out very well. Mandie is now represented by Ford Models in Chicago and can be booked though their agency. Photo © Copyright 2005, The Onion/Timothy Hughes.

Favorite shot from the February bout...

After much deliberation, I've decided this photo of Unholy Roller "Jewels of DeNile" is my best from the bout. 85mm lens, overhead strobe plus fill flash.